Sex jokes
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Memes
Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
I suck dick.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.