Sex jokes
Penis.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
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What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
Anal.
I suck big weiner.