Sex jokes
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Penis.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Penis penis penis hehe penis penis 🍆🍆
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"