Sex jokes

What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.

Penis penis penis hehe penis penis 🍆🍆

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.

My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.

I suck big weiner.

A man walked into a fleshlight and died.

The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.

A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.

Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?

"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol

What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.

Chupa mi polla.

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

Anal.

Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...

One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.

I sucked your mom's anus.

Who likes eating ass?

My Little Pony.

Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”

Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”

Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”

Ex-girlfriend: “20!”

Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”

Why did the rapist not get sentenced?

Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!