Sex jokes
How do you sex?
With penis!
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Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Memes
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Want to have sex?
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.