Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
My parent’s gave me a blowjob it was a blowtastic time
Fuck and sex are hot which is fire
How can you tell when you’re sister is on her period?
Your dads knob tastes funny
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
Rajdeep
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Burger King got dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his wopper
You’re momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
