Sex jokes
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
penis.
I like penis.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"