Why can’t cancer kids have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
I think my penis has facial recognition
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
A kid gets home from school and find his mom and dad having sex, the kid asks "what are you doing dad" the dad replies "having sex with your mom son" and he starts laughing The next day dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan, the dad shouts "what the hell are you doing son" the kid replies " it's not funny when it's your mom is it"
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
I was at a friends place yesterday, and... There was A mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep. So I looked in the brothers room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside. You guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you." I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
why cant an orphan have sex. Because they cant call them daddy
The married are on holiday on Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing She: - Shut up
(Standing means: penis erextion)
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-&-Tell.
Why don't gay greek men have anal sex with each other in greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law in greece
Why do people have sex. Because they like going ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me bich I love y
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Hey Tanya can I Tanya ass
Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a good year and ones a great year
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
Get a fucking life ya horny bastards
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in france only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms? anal sex and oral sex is against the law in france
