Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him? not now I have a headache
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
What's the hardest part about sex with a thai girl?
Her, probably
Mother: We need to talk about sex... Jason: oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whoopin' from his mother and big spankin' from his dad.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick I said what up your pussy she said your dick
What is long and hard and full of seemen.
A submarine
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?" Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father..."
How are shark eggs and your mam the same? There both the biggest thing ever laid.
what kind of sex do priest love......nun
Hi hunter. Emilly wrote this
Why do orphans love having sex?
Becuase They can finally call somebody daddy.
roses are red violets are blue my bed has room for 2 ;)
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
