Sex

Sex jokes

Misunderstanding

    • Friend: I broke up with Sara.

    Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

    Friend: How did her pussy feel?

    Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

    Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

    Site

    • Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

    "Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

    And slice jokes!

    What kind of "slices"?

    Handy ones. ^_^

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    • Little Johnny

    • Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

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    • Girl

    • I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

    We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

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    • Penis

    • A penis has a sad life.

    His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

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