Sex jokes
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
cock, cock, and cum
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.