The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Pls send.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeist want sex.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Getting ready for gangbang
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where was the cat because I heard a noise.................we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time' "U The Hips, U The Hips
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
cummy wummy all over my mummy
jizzy jazz all over my ass
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
Uder the sheets
Under the sheeeets Me and your mother making your brother
Under the sheets DO do do do dododoodoooddododoodo
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything
