Sex

Sex jokes

Hairline

    • I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

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    • Tit

    • Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

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    • Body

    • I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.

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    • Mama

    • Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

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    • Mama

    • Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

    Chuck Norris

    • Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

    Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

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    • Wife

    • Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

    I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.

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    • Wife

    • Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

    Wife

    • My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

    Ho

    • When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

    Masturbation

    • I once masturbated in the bathroom.

    I was looking for something, for a little help.

    Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

    I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

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    • Misunderstanding

    • Friend: I broke up with Sara.

    Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

    Friend: How did her pussy feel?

    Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

    Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!