Sex jokes
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.