Sex jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
My cock, lmao.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Swallow cum, not gum.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
Saying balls go into pussy.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Pussy = drugs.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
My wiener's small.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.