Sex jokes
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Big pp suck sook.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Big penis.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.