One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humour.
I have some words that might make sense to girls,but maybe not to boys ready? smart kind sweet caring loving mature
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
Okay, Good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld" you did not make it.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
I asked my friend "shouldn't we have 6 senses?" he replied "what is the 6th sense?" "common sense" I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention" never mind" I said.
You see this guy's sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??
Anytime he needs it most It vanishes😹💔
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
i know why nobody like my comment because they got no sense of humor, thats why they dislike it now i know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets laugh =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES
Hi guys! In my opinoion I think your jokes are non-funny! can you make more sense! Btw who writes jokes about orphan> Thanks for understanding!
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what's the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I've been trying to contact you sense yesterday
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
