Sense jokes
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.