What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Sense Jokes
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
it all makes sense now š®š®š®
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Why canāt blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
It doesnāt make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they arenāt in wheelchairs, so I donāt know why they do it.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
Itās been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
