First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Sense Jokes
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Can you see me?
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
