Sense jokes
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men. That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? He could feel it in his bones!
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Can you see me?
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.