Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as her self for halloween