"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
this is a joke in it's self
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Why can’t sally hang her self ? She does not have arms
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Yourself.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
