What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
she a hoe she shit on her self
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
What's your favourite type of flour Don't know Mines self raising
What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
I Was Watching T Siries and i thoght to my self man this sucks my sister watches jameand charels and he alwayssays thats t sires so is it him SUB TO PEWDIEPIE UN SUB TO T SIRES THEY SUCK
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
Why did 10 kill its self. Because it was between 9/11.
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
this is a joke in it's self
Why did the little girl flush her self down the toilet ?? ...<<<~~(((she wanted to join the Brownies)))~~>>>...
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
