Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.
my friend was in a crash so when he got put in a wheelchair people bullied him so i told him to stand up for him self
know the nuclear bombs of the world
🇷🇺🧨a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨“ww3”
🇬🇧🧨a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨what bomb
🇮🇷🧨just self defence
Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self
I can make a living with the Treat Yo self budget
Yet I can’t use the Help yo self budget
A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-Rasing.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
self harm jokes arent that deep
My parents found my yt channel I hate myself now and I'm emotional. = SELF HARM
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Suicide is just self defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death
