Self jokes
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
I looked in the mirror.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".