Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe...Get it?
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
What is an orphans favourite flower? Self raising 😂
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
My and my penis never truly understood the words Booby traps until we met the x wife, Gods gift of self will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank and God started laughing and I swear I herd him say Booby trap as he walked away! True story
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
I guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole time then the Ranchers wife walks in .The Hunter says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(harsh raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.The Hunter says “Nice”,then Rancher said show em yer peker now.She agreed and whipped out a 13 in Johny .Dazed and confused the Hunter says “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
it's fucked up how people make these jokes and when orphans read them it makes them feel worse about them selfs I should know I'm an orphan
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend she cant stand for her self
we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
