Self jokes
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Yourself.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.