i only cut to find out if im real or cake
What do you call a depressed acapella group? Self Harmony.
What's an emos favorite way of growing food? The slash and burn tactic
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
im the joke
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms . Non
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to china?
Through my arm
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
Hey kels whats on your arm?
Oh that was the cat
We don't have a cat...
Oh...
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
whats flat and great for cutting? me
you know the difference between me and a zebra? me neither
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
