People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
what's an Emos least favorite game? fruit ninjs
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What is a self harm persons favorite game
Fruit ninja
i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
