What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
My joke is:
MY LIFE
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.