Self Harm jokes

I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.

If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

what's flat and great for cutting? me.

What is my most popular side of myself?

Suicide.

You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

My joke is:

My life.

I love teaching students

how to make them harm themselves.

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.