My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
self harm jokes arent that deep
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
My parents found my yt channel I hate myself now and I'm emotional. = SELF HARM
My joke is:
MY LIFE
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselfs
red,black,blue The colors of life
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off
My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
