Self Harm jokes

Don’t cut yourself up about it.

How do emos compliment each other?

They say, "I like your cuts g."

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

Have you ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts itself!

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

Suicide

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

The suicide squad.

What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.