Self Harm jokes

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

Mom: You will make me kill myself.

Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!

What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?

The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.

Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

Don’t cut yourself up about it.

How do emos compliment each other?

They say, "I like your cuts g."

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

Have you ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts itself!

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.