How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
Self Harm Jokes
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Suicide
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
