Self Harm jokes

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.

Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

Don’t cut yourself up about it.

How do emos compliment each other?

They say, "I like your cuts g."

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

Have you ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts itself!

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

Suicide

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.