What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
