Self Harm jokes
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.