My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^