Self Harm jokes
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
My joke is:
My life.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.