I don't know what an hd is, but my doctor says I have 80 of em'
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
Bros got barcode arms
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
i love u like my cuts deeply
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈
