Self Harm jokes
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
My joke is:
My life.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.