I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
