I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
