I’m gonna jump to my death. Don’t worry. I won’t jump far. Just off this chair here...
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
your momma OHHHHH
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
