So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
What kills you?
Suicide.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
