Self-esteem jokes

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

Why does your mom hate you?

Because you are a loser.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

We never met again.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.