Self-esteem jokes
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
You are the joke.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.