Self-esteem jokes
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Your hairline.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.