Self-esteem jokes
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Your hairline.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!