Self-esteem jokes

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

Why did the mushroom kill himself?

Because he had a mushy life.

My peepee small.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.

I hate myself.