Self-esteem jokes
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Your hairline.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.