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What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

Why can't you ever see an emo?

They're too high to see.

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.