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Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Wanna see my pp again?
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!