Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.