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What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.