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You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Memes
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"