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A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Memes
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.