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What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Why can't an orphan have a phone?

Because they will see a home.

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

I always press the stop button to see you.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.