Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
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You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
