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Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
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People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.