What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
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Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
