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Spanish

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

Redneck

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

Memes

Nut

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Picture

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Android

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Mask

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Politician

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

Cow

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

Spy

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

Hairline

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Pedophile

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Friend

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Monster

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.