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So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.