Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.