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How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.