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Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Why can't Asians do word searches?

They can't see the words.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.