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People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Why can't you ever see an emo?

They're too high to see.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.