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My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Not to see his parents.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.