wanna see a joke open the front facing camera
Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit. An orange jumpsuit that is :)
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UADjpQQwxYgFtaj8zX7AlpG5JlN4mmJelBFszgvmHHY/edit :Copy and past in ur search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
my friend said she was tired of seeing me every day. so i pushed her off the side of a cliff.
alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
I always press the stop button to see you
kid: Dad wear do u work dad: I.C.U.P kid:HAHAHAH!!!! SEE YOU PEE
at 6 she wanted a happy mama at 8 she hated acting like a mom at 10 she was wanted to see her own smile agian at 11 she wanted to see her mom
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog? Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Why the boy couldn't go see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRRR.
What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Where are you from Tennessee because you're the only one I see
i can see your cameltoe you nasty thot
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied... I told him, "Just tell them what you see."
