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What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

How do you see past that forehead?

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"

....yes, it is "long time no see."

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Q: How do you see a bad joke?

A: Look in the mirror.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.