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You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

Q: How do you see a bad joke?

A: Look in the mirror.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.

Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.

He never sees his kids.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.