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So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
How do you see past that forehead?
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)