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Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Memes
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.