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When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Memes
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.