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Gun

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

Contest

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Brain

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Orphan

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Memes

Orphan

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

Orphan

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Gwen

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Fan

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

Baby

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

Student

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Time

Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"

....yes, it is "long time no see."

People

Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?

They have to see food to eat.

Job

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Toy

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

Guy

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.