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Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

How do you see past that forehead?

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."