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Contest

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Brain

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Orphan

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Orphan

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

Orphan

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Memes

Gwen

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Fan

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

Baby

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

Student

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Time

Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"

....yes, it is "long time no see."

People

Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?

They have to see food to eat.

Job

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Toy

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

Guy

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

Meme

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

Jew

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.