We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
How do you see past that forehead?
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
Why did the chicken cross the road? Scroll down to see.
To get to the other side! haha so funny...
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
