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What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

How do you see past that forehead?

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.