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We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Q: How do you see a bad joke?

A: Look in the mirror.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.