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I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
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My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.