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I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

The image shows a two-panel meme. In the first panel, Godzilla and King Kong are fighting on a ship. Above them, the text reads "People making political memes" and "People making wholesome memes". In the second panel, Godzilla and King Kong are still fighting, but in the foreground, a doge points a golden beam at them and the text next to the doge reads "Me just shit posting".

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't see home.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)