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Wanna see my pp again?

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Why do orphans go on holiday?

To see what family is like.

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?