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My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"