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At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

I always press the stop button to see you.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"