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Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."