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At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?