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Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Wanna see my pp again?
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
I always press the stop button to see you.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.