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If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."