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Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.