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You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.