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We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
How do you see past that forehead?
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
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Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.