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The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log

why cant orphans see all these jokes on this website that were posting? cuz they dont know were the home page is.

Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.

One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

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There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”

Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night

Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.

When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while. I said that I have been ill

Patient: Doctor I feel like a needle Doctor: I see your point

Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me

Hi alex you will probibly not see this till the morning but I just wanted to say I have had fun sense you were here also thank you so much for protecting me and their for me and yah have a good day!

someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?

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why can orphans go to thacker jewelry

they love to see the whole family

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder. The ungrateful brat. I see why he is a orphan

And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"