There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
wanna see a joke i found? *show mior*
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
Because it was in da sky’s
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!