Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had a overdose of LSD. I see a dreamer.
Admins if you are seeing this please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz. I'm sorry.
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69
I see 6 letters in the past I have 2020 vision I can see see 7 letters in the future i have 2021 vision
you know how to draw a horse if no look in a mirror and draw what you see
why can orphans go to thacker jewelry
they love to see the whole family
Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night
Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
Why did the dog want a kiss cause he can see his knees
your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.
Teacher: what’s 2+2
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places
Patient: Doctor I feel like a needle Doctor: I see your point
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while. I said that I have been ill
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said help me please, he had to do some forceful thinking
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down
what did the atom say to the other atom? did you see the new Tron movie.
