Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
