My girl ask me have i seen a gorilla anywhere i told yes i did see one a minute ago at the central park zoo he said if you don't behave he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abanded for good.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T i repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
The best part about asian jokes are that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
my boss told me i have a preoccupation with vengeance...we'll see about that
did you see the blind guy trip on a can...... he didint ether
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair? You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
We clap when we see you we clap our hands over our eyes
What do orphis and broke up couples have any common
They cant see each other anymore
When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
