Go up to someone and say "im sorry for your loss" and see what they do
Cashew see Iām nuts about you!?
Paddy and Murphy are walking down street, when all of a sudden Paddy falls down a manhole, Murphy shouts down "Paddy is it dark down there". Paddy shouts up "dunno Murphy I crnt see a fecking thing"
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
Teacher: whatās 2+2
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places
your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee
you don't have to worry about running while boys are around even i can't see anything there.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down āfuneralā? No? Shame, it was real fun
Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? Sheās now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
Why did the dog want a kiss cause he can see his knees
Wanna see my pp again
Why is a blind people bad at catching things because they never see it coming
Why the cow wanted to be an astronaut?Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
your hairline is pushed back we can see what you are thinking of
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
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I tell my therapist Iām scared of the 3rd 9th and 15th letter of the alphabet doctor: oh I see me:ahhhh!!!!!
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
