what do you call it when you see nothing but pants? brief psychotic disorder!
This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder. The ungrateful brat. I see why he is a orphan
its kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence oh wait you only said three words
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
Go up to someone and say "im sorry for your loss" and see what they do
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.
New teacher:everyone stand up if u think you are stupid.
Student: stands up
Teacher: why did u stand up?
Student: I hate seeing u stand up there by yourself
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
What do orphans not see on controller- home button
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day... Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away... I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand... When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window he wanted to see time fly
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Hi alex you will probibly not see this till the morning but I just wanted to say I have had fun sense you were here also thank you so much for protecting me and their for me and yah have a good day!
Paddy and Murphy are walking down street, when all of a sudden Paddy falls down a manhole, Murphy shouts down "Paddy is it dark down there". Paddy shouts up "dunno Murphy I crnt see a fecking thing"
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
