Your mama so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
your fore head is to big that you can see all world before you do
me: im afraid of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi
i have 206 bones but when is see you i have 207
Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
Al fayed’s son arrives at heavens gates and sees his driver He shouts ‘ you stupid cunt ‘ The driver says ‘ Watch Boss? ‘ Dodi replies..::::: I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL
your mamas so ugly that when she looks in the mirror u can see micah
Hello watersharky I am Koge. I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."
i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
