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People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Do you see the toilet?
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Look at my name and you'll see.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."