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The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Who wants to see me rape a toddler?

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.