So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what's so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher says don't come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out. A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she ask what's funny now? Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps. The teacher says get out of my class room for a month. So little Billy got pissed he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked where do you think your going? He said well teach after what I saw I'm done with school for a lifetime.
Son: Mom whats dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap
Son: mom i’m blind
Mom: Exactly
see the lies
what did the roman say to the gladiator?
see you later gladiator
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
ur mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! yeah I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming ,he asks how do know you cant see .she replies ,i can taste it.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
Why do orphans go on holiday To see what family is like
What did the parents say to the parents ,
YOU CANT SEE Me
EVERYONE:
My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?
If anyone can see Alya KUHL plss tell me! I love and miss her...
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while, and says: "Long time no see!"
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know your blind.
Why can we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
