Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhhð
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Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, âI want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.â
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. âMein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?â
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. âYou see, no one cares about the Jews.â
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldnât see it.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
