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Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Wanna see my pp again?

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can't see in the dark.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"