Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Ur hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it and it goes so far back that you be looking like vegeta.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
