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I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can't see in the dark.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."