See You jokes
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.