What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog? Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
kid: Dad wear do u work dad: I.C.U.P kid:HAHAHAH!!!! SEE YOU PEE
I always press the stop button to see you
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!
Heโs so short no one can see you very close by
leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
I wanted to put this up so i could say goodbye to everyone that i chatted with, like gwen or MEG... so yea see you next year after friday.
so my friend died i was at her casket i said ill see you on the other side so i went to the other side of the casket
Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day, when suddenly Johnny said,"Mom I think I'm gonna throw up" Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there". Johnny comes back a minute later and his mom asks,"Did you make it?", then Johnny said,"No, but there was a box by the door that SAID For The Sick"
Neona (๐): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (๐): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (๐) : You got the job and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (๐ ): Neona you just don't got enough confidents, you got to have it confidents in life. I know you will get the job I do now just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (๐) : UGH fine!!!
Gwen (๐): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face too!
Neona (๐): Okay...Gwen your the best!
See you later crocodile In a while pedophile
my money dont jiggle jiggle it folds i want to see you wiggle wiggle for sure
Me:Spell icup My Friend:i see you pee Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!! My Friend:Oh hehe O-O
One day you where at the store and you see you in a cart and so you get out and it was a mirror ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Lol
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ฬI see you eye-balling that French girl! ฬ
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wifeโs mom and dad just died
Wife:๐ญ๐ญ๐ญI wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy itโs ok I love whenever I see you๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I wonโt but I love you when ur alive ๐๐
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when weโre alive but you donโt love us when weโre dead๐คฅ๐ฅ๐
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommyโs mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad๐ก๐คฌ.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry ๐ฃ when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then weโll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love ๐
I dont shut up I grow up and when I see you I throw up.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms:K a l m
When the autistic kid's sketchers light up: P A N I K
spell icup i see you pee
