I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Heβs so short no one can see you very close by.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"
Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."
Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"
Neona (π): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (π): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (π): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (π ): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (π): UGH fine!!!
Gwen (π): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!
Neona (π): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!
Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. ππππππππππππLol
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wifeβs mom and dad just died.
Wife: πππI wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, itβs ok. I love whenever I see youπ₯°π₯°
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I wonβt, but I love you when you're alive ππ
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when weβre alive, but you donβt love us when weβre deadπ€₯π₯π
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommyβs mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sadπ‘π€¬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry π£ when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then weβll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love π
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
spell icup i see you pee
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
