When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "not now."
Your so fat, you drank an invisibility potion and everyone could still see you!
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee
its kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence oh wait you only said three words
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
We clap when we see you we clap our hands over our eyes
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!
tell some one to spell Icup
ans- it will say I see you pee!!
Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A:See you on the flip side.
what did the tower say to the other one
i will see you later i am about to get hit
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
I always press the stop button to see you
