See You Later jokes

A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him. Everyone else in the room stops to listen:

Man: Hello? Woman: Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club? Man: Yes. Woman: I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman: I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man: How much? Woman: $90,000. Man: Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman: Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market... they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man: I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman: OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man: I love you to.

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

The man turns around and says: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

What did the Roman say to the gladiator?

See you later, gladiator.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

See you later, crocodile.

In a while, pedophile.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

They say they'll stay, but I left first.